Tagged. Please DONT DO IT AGAIN.

1.The last person to tag you is?
Amalina n Tze Hao

2.What relationship of you with him/her?
Friends.

3.Your 5 impression towards him/her
They are:

• Fun people
• Smart
• Helpful
• Friendly
• Good student?

4.The most memorable thing that he/she has done to you.
He disturbed n pranked me. She lend me her homework?

5.The most memorable words that he/she has say to you.
Cant remember.

6.If he/she becomes your lover, you will...
Err, love them too?

7.If he/she becomes your enemy, you will..
Hate them?

8.If he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve on..
Sounds highly... impossible.

9.If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is
When it happens, i edit this post.

10.The most desirable things to do for he/she is?
No idea. Why all questions so... lame?

11.The overall impression to he/her is..
Awesome.

12.How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
Nice and funny. Im sure of that.

13.The character for you for yourself is?
Always happy

14.On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
Hot tempered?

15.The most ideal person you want to be is?
Light Yagami

16.For the person who cares and likes you, say something about them.
They are wise.

17.Ten people to tag; ( Not necessary must tag)

1. Elizabeth
2. Min Xian
   
3. Yivern
4. Mei-Yan
   
5. Jon
6. Guan
7. Eugene
8. Denise
9. Ili
10. Tze Hao
    

18.Who is number 2 having relationship with?
A dinosaur

19.Is number 3 a female or male?
Female.

20.If number 7 and 10 be together would it be a good thing?
Err, i dont think so, it means gay.

21.How about number 5 and 8?
Oh, i bless them =)

22.What is number 1 studying about?
Science?

23.When was the last time you had a chat with them?

1. During AMC at school
2. Chatting wit her now
   
3. Before school dismissed
4. During school
   
5. Not very sure, 2 days ago maybe
6. After school at school gate
   
7. After school at toilet =.=
8. During school
9. During school
10. During school
    

24.Is number 4 a single?
Yes. Although i doubt it. xD

25.Say something about number 2.
She is my best female friend now. Nothing MORE.

Dark Knight

Yesterday night was the Gavel Dinner, it went okay for me =) But, too bad i havent got the pics yet, so u all will hav to wait patiently!

Went to watch The Dark Knight yesterday before gavel dinner, FANTASTIC. Edison Chen appeared for 1 second!


People said that he only said"Welcome to Hong Kong" and lasted for 3 secs, while i actually didnt even notice that, i only saw his face appeared 1 sec, no dialogue! Its kinda funny anyway.

After movie i almost left my phone in the cinema and got scolded by my dad. Haha.

The movie is worth watching, i love it. Im sure many ppl love it too. I think many ppl go to watch Mr.Ledger's last performance, how sad that he passed away. Seriously i love the character joker, i even wish i can look like joker and i go tell the racist teacher, " Kenapa serius sangat? Mari, biar saya letakkan senyuman kat mulut kau." Then i cut her mouth, and " Sekarang, kau boleh senyum selalu! Tadaa! " WAHAHA, im sick, im evil, i know.



Joker by Heath Ledger is the best perhaps, i wish he can get Oscar for that, really hope so. And i believe another suitable candidate is... Johnny Depp! Yes, many ppl said that and i agree, wat u think?

Heath, rest in peace.



Heath Ledger, 1979-2008.

Why so serious?

Today, that racist teacher called my friend out and backstabbed me again. She said she hates student who play from start of the year until now. Excuse me u brainless? When i was playing around and joke, u used to like it, enjoy and laugh at it, and now u say u hate it, do u have a brain?

While u hate me so much for playing n joking around, a few students get permission to do so, why? Cuz ur racist. Im sry, i cant tell lie just to satisfy u, when i feel thr's a need to tell the truth, i tell. YOU, are racist.

My dear teacher, i know what r u tryin to do, arent u trying to turn everyone against me? Sry u will never make it.

I got a bad feeling, that she will give me special treatment when marking my end year exam paper. Just do it if u want to, u can affect my image, my school exam, but not my SPM.

Hey idiot, life's short, take it easy.

" Hey my dear teacher, why so serious?"
-Quote from the movie, Dark Knight, edited by yongjie.

The Jay Chou Story

Early in the morning, my teacher had a stupid lesson for us. She asked us to continue the story from the starting she gave. She said to make it interesting, the story must contain funny elements, and must be creative. So, when it was my turn, i wrote: " Saya tengok dengan teliti, rupa-rupanya muka Jay Chou. Saya pun tampar mukanya dengan kuat".

My friends continued the story, with funny elements as well. Later, when she read our story, her face clearly unhappy. After few lines, she stopped and asked " Who started it?" its obviously me, she knows, the class too. I felt so embarrassed. Then she started to tear the paper into pieces, acting cool, the moment she started to tear, i felt so furious. She said she will bring the person to BBI. Oh, bring me there, i mumbled.

Later, she called me out:

Her: Siapa yang mulakan semua ini?
Me : SAYA.
Her: Kenapa nak main main?
Me : Cikgu yang kata nak imaginasi dan jenaka, so saya tulis la.
Her: Kenapa nak tulis macam ni?
Me : Kalau betul betul salah orang lain boleh tamatkan cerita saya kan?
Her: (kinda speechless) Siapa lagi yang ada tulis? ..........................
Her: Kalau nak macam ni, lain kali apa apa kerja tak payah bagi group u all la.
Me : (mumble) baik tak bagi....

This teacher is a pure racist, im sure if i write a non-chinese artist she wont angry. She said wana bring me to BBI, but ended up didnt. Why? Cuz she got no reason, the story too interesting then wana send me to BBI? Even if she send, i got reason to argue, she stated "daya imaginasi yg tinggi, jenaka", thats y i wrote that. Tze Hao said i shouldnt feel embarrassed, but proud instead. I think he is right afterall.

I would like to apologise to the whole group, and Dhivvya, i really didnt blame u, i know u didnt tell, but even if u did, i wont blame u too. And special thx to Serene and others who supported me, Min Xian and those who cheered me up.


Racist teacher!

"There are 2 types of teacher, the teachers i love, and the teachers i respect. Unfortunately, you are neither one of them"

His-story

Bad news, my date canot make it for the Gavel Dinner... nvm then, i will attend the dinner alone then. No worries =)

Pn Ong will ask me questions regarding chapter 6 of history, so i decided to study on it. When Pn Ong is angry, u know wat will happen, dont u?

So i opened the text book, all i can see is long long passages that as if it will never end. i read through once, i almost fainted. Names of people, names of department, names of books, names of places, names of events, OMG. Wat to do? Our education system, piece of sh*t huh? Haih~



Wish me luck =)

Square Dance

Gavel dinner in 9 days, everyone is so excited bout it. And i got my date already! yay! Early in the morning Chun Kit taught me dance step that involves 4 steps only, and i got laughed by people and
im known as Square Dance Pro by Tze Hao. Eh not my fault rite, the dance steps taught really involves 4 steps only ma.

What a tiring day, after est straight rushed to chem tuition. Then i went to sleep at 7 until 9. Life is stressful!

Have a look at this joke i saw:

Son asks father: when making love, which enjoy more? Man or woman?

Father answer: Of cos Women la

Son: Why?

Father: when you dig your nose, which feels better the nose or your finger?

Son:……………………..

Son: Why men dun like to use condom

Father: Do u wear gloves to dig your nose?

Son:……………………..

Son: why we shouldn’t make love when the girl got period?

Father: Do u dig your nose when it is bleeding?

Son:……………………..

Son: Women dun like to be force on hor….?

Father: Do you like your nose to be dig by stranger from the streets?

Son:……………………..

Not bad huh? Thx for reading! Enjoy! Dont forget to leave a comment before u leave!

Malaysia KOTOR!

Welcome everyone! Dont forget to comment before u leave!

Okay if i ask u, which country has the dirtiest household hygiene, some of you may answer, India. Sorry no offence. But surprisingly, its not India, its MALAYSIA! A survey by The Health Council of Asia shows that Malaysia crown among 140 countries, while India, is second. Report shows that among all household equipments, tablecloth has the most bacteria and has pollution percentage of 100%. Maybe because malaysians prefer to clean the whole house with a single tablecloth. Next is kitchen faucet, of which 95% do not meet health standard, followed by bathroom.

Report also shows that kitchen is even dirtier than toilet. Excuse me, toilet?! A place where defecation takes place?! Our kitchen is dirtier than it! Gosh imagine food u eat are origin from a place dirtier than ur toilet bowl!

When our country achieve top rank in some survey, we love to shout "MALAYSIA BOLEH!", now, shall we shout "MALAYSIA KOTOR!" as well?

People may disagree and claim that the survey is done at rural area, but come on it is a truth, just admit it. We throw rubbish everywhere, we even pick our nose anytime anywhr!

P/S: Have you pick your nose today? Dig deep, make sure it is clean! =P

Jay Freak

Hello everyone! great day!

Recently few students in Cyberlink suddenly love jay chou so much, especialy his song "Qi Li Xiang" or aka Orange Jasmin/ seven miles fragrance. The song was released in year 2004, for most people they would say " whoa, so old edi." but without a doubt the song is very nice. Im 1 of them who love jay chou's SONG so much, not the person as i hate G. Many people complained jay for mumbling, but i think wats special bout jay is his mumbles! And lyrics by Fang Wen Shan make jay's song so amazing, hav a look at his Qi Li Xiang english version lyrics:





"The sparrow is singing on the wire pole outside the window , you say this sentence have the feel of summer , the pencil in the hand , writing on the paper for , I use several word discribe who are you to me.

Qiudaofish's flavor , cat and you both want to understand , the fragrance of first love is searched by us , the warm sunlight like the beautiful stawberry which just picked , you say you are not willing to eat with the feeling.

It rains all night , my love overflow like the rainwater , the fallen leaves in the courtyard like my deep pile yearn, some disputes can't cool my warmth , you appear on every page of my poem.

It rains all night , my love overflow like the rainwater , the butterfly on the window sill , like the flutter beautiful chapter of the poem , I continue to write , "I'll love you for ever " was written in the end of the poem ,you are the only one who I want to understand , ................."

Gosh, so poetic! Fang Wen Shan is the chinese version of Shakespear! And pls note that i love his songs, not HIM pls. The person who love HIM so much is Min Xian, check this out:

I AM MINXIAN. Jay Chou <3>
jay chou is HOTTEST HOTTEST HOTTEST in ting mama de hua MV

I AM MINXIAN. Jay Chou <3>
omg wtf i wanna marry jay chouuu

I AM MINXIAN. Jay Chou <3>
jay chou's soo freakin amazing!

I AM MINXIAN. Jay Chou <3>
thats why
I AM MINXIAN. Jay Chou <3>
i love the mumbling too
I AM MINXIAN. Jay Chou <3>
wtf la jay chou is freakin amazing
I AM MINXIAN. Jay Chou <3>
i hate ppl who zha him
I AM MINXIAN. Jay Chou <3>
call hom ugly (she typed wrongly, its HIM instead of HOM.)
I AM MINXIAN. Jay Chou <3>
if u can freakin write so many amazing songs
I AM MINXIAN. Jay Chou <3>
then only u come n zha him la


I 100% guarentee they are all original. I would like to advice Mr Jay out thr, BE CAREFUL of this girl. And thx for reading, a good news is i got my mood back, around 90%. Thx for those who cheered me, especially min xian's "Two test tickles" and "Potato chips flying into Ronaldo's mouth" pic. THX!! Thats all for today, have a nice day everyone! =)

I need a break.

Wow, so, its Saturday. A day when people get to take a break and relax.

I feel the miss of EPL. Gosh still a month from start of the new season! Im dying. I got no mood to do anything today. I started my day from apologising to my dad, I got scolded yesterday night and I didnt sleep well whole night. I feel so sick and i skipped gym. After lunch i quarrelled with my sis and it caused my sore throat to become worse. Haih, so moody after that and I had a sleep from 4-7. 3 hours, i feel recharged after sleeping. But i still got no mood to do anything.

I always feel moody lately. I dont know why. Just dont feel like doing a thing. I wish i can just sleep everyday and ignore everything, but i know i cant escape from reality. I always feel my weekends wasted, dont know why. Fuh~ I need a break. I need someone to cheer me up. Who? I dont know.

Miserable day

Welcome everyone. My blog. My first post. Enjoy.

Today, i got pranked by my friends. They poured milk and orange juice into my water. I got so mad and i went to news room to help teacher instead of staying in class. I know it sounds like i emo for such a small matter, but you all wont understand my feelings. A friend that i respect so much, pranked me by pouring milk into my bottle. I really didnt do anything n i felt so innocent.

I know wats in ppl's mind. Yongjie is such useless person, you can just prank him n he wont fight back. He will angry for few minutes and talk to you again. When you need help? Find yongjie he will help you. Sometimes, i just dont really understand myself. I used to ask myself, am i doing the right things? Why are you losing friends? Or do you actually have any friends?